America’s Favorite Cookie?
What’s this nonsense I’m hearing about Oreos being America’s favorite cookie? “Horse Pucky!” The Oreo is nothing compared to a soft, chewy, fresh-out-of-oven chocolate chip cookie! Oreos are nasty; they turn your mouth a gooey black. People really only like the sugary frosting in the middle! Let’s hear it for chocolate chip! What’s YOUR favorite cookie, America?
Randy Newman - I Love LA (3:51)
a 100% accurate map of north america as drawn by a canadian
Lemme tell ya…that cold extends WAY farther south than that…
If Canadians think 80 degrees Farhenheit and no humidity is Death, then they have definitely never been to Hawaii! Also, the weather in San Diego is usually divine as well, but most Canucks would love San Francisco and Monterey. (They’re absolutely correct on Florida, though.)
Are you there, God? It’s me, Cholma
What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
What if God was … an intarweb nerd?
chris evans filmography
I keep forgetting Evans played Lucas Lee in Scott Pilgrim! He’s not recognizable to me in that role! Huh. Didn’t realize he was in The Losers, either, and I enjoyed that film.
You either love The Princess Bride or you’re wrong.
THOSE ARE THE OPTIONS YOU HAVE
Is this a kissing book?
FOR THOSE WHO DON’T LIKE TO TALK ON THE PHONE BUT WANT TO HELP KEEP THE INTERNET AWESOME
- Go to http://www.fcc.gov/comments
- Click on 14-28
- Comment “I want internet service providers classified as common carriers.”
Please reblog for people who have phone-related phobias or anxieties.
Be sure to hit “confirm” to send your comment.
Ironically, this website is INCREDIBLY SLOW.
THANKS. I hate talking to people I don’t know on the phone.
This is so much easier for me! (Phone calls are THE WORST.)
The Tumblr form has a “send email” link directly below the phone link. It’s fast, and you can do it from within Tumblr! No need to go to a slow government site.
Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined.
(Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service providers have to treat all traffic equally. If they choose wrong, then the internet where anyone could start a website for any reason at all, the internet that’s been so momentous, funny, weird, and surprising—that internet could cease to exist. Here’s your chance to preserve a beautiful thing.)
I usually avoid internet politics like it’s the plague, and rarely sign petitions, BUT this issue is far too important. Our government has become increasingly evil the past few decades, and is about to hand the internet over to the worst companies in the world. Either click the link above, or click the STOP button at the top of your dash, and fill out the form, then click “send email”. That will then send you a page where, if you scroll down a bit, you’ll find an excellent video from John Oliver explaining in simple terms just how BAD the FCC, Comcast, and other ISPs are trying to screw us. DO IT NOW. DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS!